Ceteka Presents - Stepmania Masterpiece Theater Volume 2

Song Name Artist Step Artist Charts Num. Scores
2. The Two Princesses Visit The Luscious Fairy Kingdom, Whereupon They Find Their Mother Conferring With An Old Crone Who, As The Girls Enter, Fortells A Dastardly Curse That Was Placed Upon The Warriors At Birth. While They Are Strong, They Will Never Be Able To Bear Children, Unless They Are Brave Enough To Undergo The Four Trials Of Terror. Weeping Alongside The Entire World, The Staunch Matriarch Bids Her Children Adieu, Hoping Against Hope That They Return Safely. As Do We All.
me 27.86
103
6. After Succumbing To The Effects Of Prolonged Exposure To Nitrous Oxide, The Newly Narcotic Nobles Awake To Find Their Final Task At Hand
Pan Dimensional Donkey Queefs 38.60
101
3. Aha! Gaze Upon Our Heroes, As They Enter The Perilous Jungle! Oh, What A Sight To Behold, See Them Rush Through The Native Ancestry's Traps As If They Were Made Of Plastic! See Them Valiantly Kill Many A Violent Pack Animal, Who Was Merely Trying To Feed Their Family With Fresh Meat! Aha! Here Is The Exit! The First Text Has Been Completed!
me 26.83
122
1. Hark! An Angel Cries Out In The Night, Announcing The Birth Of A Set Of Very, Very Attractive Twins. Redheaded And Bold, These Girls Grow Into The Most Fabulous Warrioresses In The Universe. But, Will Their Journey End In Sadness? Find Out, On Ceteka Presents Ceteka's Masterpiece Stepmania Theatre Volume 2
me 23.61
157
5. Before Their Final Challenge, Our Girls Must Become Happier Than A Barrel Of Monkeys. Through The Use Of Laughter, Smiles, And Nitrous Oxide, The Girls Hope To Accomplish Their Grim Task Before Sundown, Or Before The Oxygen Supply To Their Brains Runs Out. Dang, That Would Suck, Haha.
me 25.67
53
4. The Valiant Venusian Princesses Make Their Way Towards The Bottom Of A Cliff, Using The Air As Means Of Transportation. While Their Tight Skirts Flutter Aimlessly In The Wind, The Heroines Think About Their Mom, And Also About Air, And About How Fast They Are Falling. Luckily, Neither Of Them Is Allergic To Air, Because If They Were, It Would Be Hard To Use Air As A Means Of Transportation.
me 22.10
105