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"Want to be the best? Stop wasting time on streams, LNs, and rolls. Real skill lies in chordjacks. Just press all the keys at once with precision and call it a day. Forget ‘diverse practice’—focus on vibrating your way to the top. Trust me, I’m Canadian. Chordjack supremacy isn’t just a playstyle; it’s a lifestyle. If it worked for me, it’ll obviously work for you too. Go forth and jack your way to greatness."

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